Muffins...of DOOMToday, I decided to try and learn how to cook. Or bake. Or something involving the big steel box that people refer to as an "oven". I'd heard rumors, there were ways of creating awe-inspiring objects with this device, and it doesn't even use alchemy at all. So, I figured I'd start with something simple enough: Blueberry Muffins.Muffins...of DOOM by *DrSpade
Little did I realize the peril I was about to be involved in, upon undertaking this feat. Nobody bothered telling me you have to kill your own blueberries...
It was late at night, probably about 2:30 in the morning. Just got home from work, that feeling where you're tired, but not ready to sleep yet, you know?